13 Steps to Becoming a Popular High Schooler (According to HollyWood)
By The Wisest Person on Earth
Step 1: Get a makeover!
Step 2: Burst into song every 5 minutes
Step 3: Solve mysteries with your friends instead of doing your homework
Step 4: Dress like your life depends on it
Step 5: Join a clique
Step 6: Throw a party as soon as your parents leave the house
Step 7: Find true love
Step 8: Look at your crush like this
Step 9: Sneak out of school field trips
Step 10: Hang out in the janitor’s closet
Step 11: Look like you’re in your 20’s
Step 12: Fight monsters in your free time
Step 13: Finally… Strive to be popular!